October 2011
241 posts
When I wake up on my birthday: →
What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
How i eat in front of my crush : →
How i eat in front of my friends:
Teacher "You must remember this. You saw it two...
I don’t remember what we saw 15 minutes ago
When you see a funny post on Tumblr
You sit there and laugh to yourself like
While other people in the room look at you like
More Laughs Here
I hate it when my parents tell other relatives my...
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That awkward moment when you finish a math problem...
I GIVE UP
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I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
Now my mom’s just like
GET THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR ROOM!
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Get distracted for a second by Walmart's...
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When someone texts me with a winky face:
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When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
“Ho, they is whoever I say they is!”
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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when... →
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
Running in gym class: →
Running for free food:
Arguing with others →
When I was younger:
Now:
I'm not a morning person →
When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
What I do when I take math test: →
When I get the test:
When I look at question one:
When I look at all the questions:
by the end of the test:
Fuck it I’ll sell drugs.
Normal friends walking down the street: →
Me & my friends:
My mom picks the most random times to bother me. →
I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business
& she’ll come in my room like
Listening to music... →
On the outside:
On the inside:
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While Your... →
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Trying to sneak up on a friend →
Expectation:
Reality:
Oh, you had a crush on me before? →
thatfunnyblog:
I was crushing on you too, bitch. Now you tell me.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Being on the computer for... →
Tumblr:
Facebook:
Music:
Studying/ homework:
that moment when you send something to the wrong... →
when you're playing hide and seek and can't find...
amouremeline:
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question... →
Don't you hate when... →
Whenever you’re talking to your crush, & your friends are just sitting there looking at you like :
& You keep giving them the death stare like :
And your crush is just like :
That moment where you have no idea how to reply to... →
They’re probably sitting there like:
And you’re over somewhere like:
When your friends don't laugh at the hilarious... →
On the outside:
In your head:
If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and... →
